Here Comes Santa Claus!

It's that time of year again! Time for the 3rd Annual Marriage Matters Christmas Social and Wacky Tacky Gift Exchange! Here's all the info:

Who: Couples (no kids)
What: White elephant gift exchange
When: Saturday, December 9th, 6:30 - 9:00 pm
Where: The Dorband Home Map of 13875 N Travois Trl Parker, CO 80138
Why: Food, Fun and Fellowship!
Cost: $5 (scholarships always available!)

What to BRING:
1. You and your spouse (leave the kiddos with their favorite baby sitter)
2. A dessert or appetizer to share
3. A wrapped, WACKY*, TACKY** gift per person

*Santa defines WACKY as absurd, balmy, batty, cracked, crazy, demented, deranged, eccentric, erratic, foolish, hare-brained, insane, irrational, loony, nuts, nutty, odd, preposterous, screwy, silly, unpredictable, wild, zany

**Santa defines TACKY as broken-down, cheap, crude, dilapidated, dingy, dowdy, down-at-heel, faded, frumpy, gaudy, inelegant, mangy, messy, nasty, out-of-date, poky, ratty, run-down, shabby, shoddy, sleazy, sloppy, unkempt, unstylish, unsuitable, untidy, vulgar

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